DWTS Week 8!

And so another week of Dancing with the stars begins. Does it feel like last week took forever or what? It actually feels as if I skipped a week. But I didn’t so whatever?

The first week where the stars do two dances. This will be interesting.
Kym has this dress on that makes her waist look tiny and her boobs look huge! At least, from the side it looks like that. Ohh Joanna just rolled her eyes at something during the line up; I wonder what that was all about.

The judges are now going to tell us what they expect from the stars in their dances. Donny needs to fix his posture. Joanna needs to watch her technique. Kelly needs to step it up. Mýa has to do more technique and less show. Aaron needs to concentrate. Oh man, that was it… we’ve lost a LOT of people in the past two weeks.

Mýa and Dmitry are doing the quickstep. Totally what I wanted her to get, being a tapper and all. So this will be interesting. They’re wearing ‘Team D-Mya’ shirts, haha. Mýa looks pretty. I thnk she stumbled at one point, or missed a step, but she’s doing really well! Like I thought she would do, hehe. Len liked it, Bruno says that it’s quality. Carrie Ann loved it. I love how they zoom in on random celebrities that nobody knows in the audience (and no, I’m not talking about Sabrina Bryan, of course we all know her).
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 10, Bruno: 10.

Aaron and Karina are up next. Hehe, they got the highest score last week and still had to save themselves. I guess all of the weird screaming he did after his dance scared the fans off.
Why does Karina always insist on wearing long pant thingies? Always. Why must you wear pants during a Foxtrot? I think the rise and fall is a bit choppy but it’s good. Ooooh I saw a semi lift, I wonder if Carrie Ann is going to call that. This isn’t great, but it’s good. Bruno said that it looked tense and not as smooth as it could have been. Carrie Ann caught the lift. Len again makes one of his ‘son’ comments…Aaron is not your kid, dude.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 7 (oh he’s gonna cry), Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Joanna and Derek are dancing the quickstep.
They’re watching clips of Mya and Dmitry dancing to steal her skillz. That…is kind of creepy. Ok not really, but, yeah I’d be creeped out.
Errr yeah she’s stiff. But she’s remembering all of her steps which is hard in the quickstep. See I don’t get the quickstep move where you just randomly run into one direction. This dance had more gimmicks than Mýa’s I wonder what Len has to say about that.
Carrie Ann says that sometimes they were out of sync. And her feet were an eye sore. Len did not like it. Bruno said it looked like Joanna was running away from a crime scene.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 7, Bruno: 8.

Kelly and Louis will Foxtrot next.
They have the worst song ever, but, it works, kind of. She’s doing well. And she’s being sassy! I like it! Carrie Ann says she needs to work on her extensions.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 9.
They just got a higher score than Aaron and Karina, burn!

Donny and Kym are doing the Viennese Waltz. Love that dance. Oh I love it, gorgeous spins and they’re being very graceful. Bruno liked it a lot. Carrie Ann found it mesmerizing and Len said he had better posture but the dance was too ‘arty farty’.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 8, Bruno: 9.

The Latin round is up next.

The most random clip is shown with some dude slapping papers out of some other dude’s hands… I don’t know, I’m not really paying attention.

Yay, the pro’s are showing us some dances.
Tony and Mark and apparently some other random people that we don’t know and shall not be named.

Mýa is doing a 70’s themed Samba. Well… Dmitry is wearing a moustache, fug.’
Mýa is wearing one of Karina’s pantsuits, LEARN FROM THIS KARINA.
Oh cute, they did the Samba roll! And the ‘punch in the face, punch in the groin’ move that was taught to us by Jean-Marc Généreux from sytycd.
Carrie Ann loved it. Len, loved Mýa’s hips, heehee. Bruno is being really creepy while telling them he loved the dance.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 10, Len: 10, Bruno: 10. (Nice)

Aaron and Karina will do a Samba from the 90’s. I was raised in the 90’s. That is not a good era to be copying anything from.
This is really cute! Though Aaron made them do awkward hiphop moves at the end. Props for Karina for putting them on the end though because it would have been awkward in the middle. At least she didn’t give in with the horrid rodeo move.
Len loved it! Bruno compliments him on going between moves. Carrie Ann says that he is now a great performer.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 9.

Joanna and Derek are doing a futuristic Paso Doble. *sigh*
Derek just said ‘that was sick’ let me sigh again. *sigh* There it is.
Joanna’s rocking it. Oh as I said this it looked like she was tripping but it might have just been the choreography. I hate their costumes, hadn’t mentioned that before.
Bruno loved it and called Derek a genius. Carrie Ann agreed and HA she saw it too with the weird trip/stumble thing. Len loved it.
Now that I see Joanna in the light, she kind of has an Elektra thing going on. Tom agrees with me on them looking stupid, good, I’m not alone.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 10, Bruno: 10.

Kelly and Louis are doing a Jive from the 60’s. Ohh, Kelly is not that good. They have a doll as a prop which is not helping at all. Ok, now that they’re in hold it’s much better. They did a nice trick too, her jumping into his arms backwards. Len liked it. Bruno..errr..awkward way of saying he liked it. Carrie Ann says that it was one of her best performances. And the doll gave her the heebie-jeebies (I agree, that doll was creepy).
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 9, Bruno: 9.

Donny and Kym are doing a Paso Doble with an 80’s theme. Well they look interesting, that’s for sure. They kind of look like horny pirates. Oh man, I love this already. They had a wind machine! Dude... I don’t know if that’s awesome or lame but I’m going for ‘so lame that it’s awesome’
The ending was a bit awkward. The judges are cracking up. Len liked it but was very much freaked out by it. Bruno … is Bruno. Carrie Ann thought it was hysterical and good but a little bit too much of the crayzee. I could do without the mullet next time, to be honest.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

So in the results show I can expect Michael Bublé! *is happy* and Susan Boyle, whatever.

Would it be too much to ask to put Aaron in the bottom again? Perhaps, you should put him in just for trying to get Karina to do the rodeo. But if I’m going to be like that, Mýa and Dmitry should be kicked off for the thing underneath Dmitry’s nose and Donny and Kym should get the axe for Donny’s mullet. Honestly though, I think Kelly and Louis and Joanna and Derek might be in danger. Maybe Donny too. But I’m hoping for Aaron *is evil*

SYTYCD Week 2

Now it is sytycd’s turn, thank the skies next week will be normal again, the judges cutting people is NOT making me happy AT ALL. They will be keeping their little prodigy’s that nobody else cares about and cutting all of the interesting people that the audience actually likes (remember Caitlyn? Yeah, exactly)

The intro is starting.
Why is Mollee wearing Melissers head scarf from the Cancer dance. The little tapping parts sound soooo awkward. Channing *heart bleeds*
WOW Bianca (Beeanker) is like 7 feet taller than the other girls. And Russell has a Twitch thing going on.
Stupid World Series is giving the SYTYCD judges too much power; it needs to be over yesterday.
We’re STILL friggin waiting for Paula Abdul to show up? Keep waiting. Btw. I’m sick of Adam on the judges panel already. If this means none of the other choreographers get to be on. Ugh. I want others. More specifically, I want Miaaaa! *whines*
Noelle is back…. I said MIA, that doesn’t sound like NOELLE at all!

Noelle and Russell are doing a tennis dance? I’m assuming this is hiphop? Jazz? Who is this choreographer? Why are they not telling me what dance this will be?
What is this? I’m not liking this dance at all. Now that they’ve put the props down the choreography isn’t much better. They’re hitting it hard though.
Adam wasn’t too pleased, Mary liked it and Nigel thought it was too fast and he is a little disappointed. I blame the crap choreography.

Cat just called the judges reprobates, nobody laughed; I’ve decided that nobody in the audience knew what a reprobate is. *snort* Cat got them with her smarts.

Ashleigh and Jakob are next (these spellings are killing me, can’t they just have normal names?)
Tony and Melanieee. They’re getting married in the dance… or it is their first wedding dance. With her husband not only in the ROOM, but in the competition, ha! They’re dancing to AT LAST. And they just kissed, but that’s ok, Jakob has teh gay.
I love how they tell me what the dance is supposed to be before they dance it. I don’t like guessing and then checking wiki. Nevertheless, I know that this is a Waltz (what kind of Waltz? Beats me!) And it’s pretty gorgeous.
Wow, Adam scolded Melanie and Tony for putting too many lifts in it and letting Jakob do his little Contemporary jump thing. Mary is stirring the pot, again (oooh you kissed, whatever). Nigel is talking but I’m kind of zoning him out, got distracted by something shiny..

Victor and Beeanker (Bianca) are next.
Oh wait Victor was the gay one? Who did I baptise as the gay last week? I’m confused.
They’re doing a Tasty Oreo routine!
Did Benji and Heidi not dance to this song? (Just checked, guess not, but there has been a God church Broadway routine before)
Hmmm, I’m not sure but I think Beeanker failed to point her toes at this one part.
I hate Broadway. What is this even supposed to be?
The judges didn’t like it that much. You know Beeanker kind of looks like a duck…her face, not her movement.

Mollee and Nathan are up next. Nathan looks like has make up on. He’s so cute though, not in an ‘I want to nom him’ kind of way though, he seems like a baby (coughjailbaitcough) to me but I’m not even that much older!
They are doing Bollywood, I am interested.
Nathan has a sword.
DAMNNN Nathan spun like 30 million times without stopping on one foot.
Nathan owned this dance, Mollee? Who is this? Was she dancing?
(ok maybe Nathan is a tiny bit nomable)
Nigel is whining about ‘new styles brought into the western world’ yeah yeah Bollywood has been on the show for a while now, let it go.

Channing and Phillip. (My spell check says that my grammar was off in that sentence. I blame Channing and her horrible name. If more people start naming like this then we might as well just give up on spell check.)
They’re doing a Samba. Shadow rollllll!!!!! I love the shadow roll.
This is a fast Samba! The lifts are a bit (beyond) awkward, but I like the rest of the dance a lot. The judges are a bit meh about it, but they liked it.

Karen and Kevin are up next.
Ohhh, they’re doing hiphop. The mechanic….and the hot girl… what does that even mean? Are the old Tabitha and Napoleon back? *sigh*
NO the new Tabitha and Napoleon are still here! YAY. I love this. Karen did great! I think this is my favourite couple.
Adam passed out. *teeheeeee* He loved it.
Mary let Karen stay on the hot tamale train. Is Kevin on it now? Yup!
Nigel is ignoring that Kevin exists and drools over Karen. I guess the blondes are a bit too young (or creepy coughAshleighcough) for him this season.

Kathryn and Legacy are doing Contemporary (remember the last time Legacy had to do this style? Oy.)
The Canadian girl is back! Stacey Tookey. I didn’t like her at all last season.
I like this though! And I think they’re doing really well, I loved their lines (*sounds like a dance dork*). Legacy did so good!
The judges loved it!

Peter and Pauline are dancing a Wade Robson routine, this shall be interesting.
This sounds really really promising. Oh I like this! Only the back picture is making me dizzy. I loved thisss! It reminds me of Sara and Jesús’ Caberet Hoover routine. Wade has always been hit or miss for me and this was a HIT.
I wonder what’s up with Wade’s wife, there’s something about Mandy (her name is Amanda, right?) I don’t know what it is… maybe because she always just sits next to him, smiles and looks pretty/cool, and Tabitha and Melanie talk all the time (ok, Tabitha isn’t really an assistant, but you get where I’m going here.)
Adam says it might be controversial. Mary isn’t digging it. Nigel liked it.

Ellenore and Fern (Ryan) are up next.
They’re doing an Argentine Tango. Ok, maybe they have said what routines they were going to do in the first two dances and I just missed it. This music is so..odd, or just oddly edited, give me some The Gotan Project, people! And they’re always so far apart, you’re supposed to be hot and bothered and on each other. I like the lifts though; it’s obvious that Fern knows his business. Poor Ellenore, her heel was stuck on her dress for nearly the entire dance, what a trooper. The judges loved it!

Oh this was it? Wow! That was fast.
My winners and Karen and Kevin; Kathryn and Legacy and Pauline and Peter. Those dancers/ routines win at life.

Noelle is in the bottom four, as are Phillip, Victor and Beeanker (Bianca).
*hopes Noelle gets cut* I don’t know who these male people are so I don’t really care about them. I don’t even like Bianca that much, I just really dislike Noelle (not as much as Mollee though!)

Hey! Noelle broke one of the So you think you can dance audition rules ‘no reaching’ she probably broke the ‘no touching’ rule too but I didn’t pay enough attention.
Ohh, Victor has a creepy opera song. Don’t do this unless you’re prepared to be compared to Brandon (mmmmm, Brandon).
Bianca is up; she’s getting her groove on. Her limbs really are LONG. But I liked it as it went on.
Phillip up next, he has a classy song, Nat King Cole baby. Oh I remember why I loved this dude in the auditions. Brilliant!

I’m pretty sure they’re keeping Phillip, I mean, they HAVE to that was SO GOOD.
(Remember how I didn’t care about the men two minutes ago?)
Awwww poor Beeanker (Bianca) has to leave. Awwww, I feel so sad for her, poor thing.
….Phillip too?!!?! BUT HIS SOLO WAS SO BRILLIANT!

DWTS Week 7, Results show!

Ok so first of all, Mark Ballas and Derek Hough, what are you doing? Just shuddup.
I love it when Edyta and Alec dance, they’re just so cute.
And the bottom three, Michael and Anna (no surprise), Mark and Lacey (a tad bit of a surprise, no pity votes?) and….wait for it….waiiiit…. waiiiiiiiit. Aaron and Karina (BAHAHAHAAHA) I did not expect this to happen. I’m killed by hilariosity.
Michael and Anna are eliminated right away, Mark and Lacey and Aaron and Karina are in the dance off.

Mark and Lacey are doing the chachacha to the dumbest song ever. Errr, it’s alright, I’m guessing Aaron and Karina will do better if he doesn’t cry on stage (again) and keeps that stick out of his ass. Mark pulled off Lacey’s hairpiece at the end of the dance, d’oh.
Len liked it a lot, Bruno liked it as well. Carrie Ann welcomes Mark back, she loved it.

Up next, Aaron and Karina, it looks like they’re doing the Jive for their knockout dance? Not interested, they did the Jive last week.
What is on Karina’s head?! Oh they’re doing that fast thing again, I wonder if the judges will love it because he’s good at the Jive or hate it because he just did the Jive the other night.
Bruno loved it –what is ON Karina’s head?!- Carrie Ann did as well. Len liked it as well. Yeah… I think Mark and Lacey’s asses just got kicked.

They’re saving Aaron and Karina, biggggg surprise. Good to know Aaron can get near perfect scores and America still hates him.
Awww, Mark just called Lacey ‘his dancer’
The band is singing some song with the lyrics ‘dance away the heartache’… *sigh*
Well, that’s it for this week, thank you, dancing with the stars, for the laughs (and I still can’t get over Karina’s…. hat.)

DWTS Week 7!

So week seven has started, we have a team tango and a team Paso Doble… interesting.
We start with a few pro dancers demonstrating how these teams ‘should’ look, yeah right.
Miss Lacey-Mae Schwimmer seems to be sick this week; Mark will be dancing with Anna Trebunskaya this week (yay Anna!). This week the celebrities got to pick out the clothes, on first sight, Mýa looks gorgeous, Joanna is wearing some skin colored whatthehellwereyouthinking and Kelly managed to strip Louis of his manhood completely with what she created.

First up are Michael and Anna and they’re dancing the Foxtrot.
Their costumes look pretty. Michael looks like he’s having a blast and I think he’s doing quite well. Len loved it, Bruno says that Michaels butt (oh pardon me, bum) sticks out too much. Carrie Ann liked it a lot and she liked their costumes. Michael kissed Tom (surely he’s been hanging out with Donny too much. Samantha is being a dick about the color of their costumes. Whatever this woman says it just sounds mean.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 7.

Next up are Donny and Kym with the quickstep (I actually can’t wait for Mýa the tapper to do this)
HAHAHAHA Kym took out the posture bar for Donny, I KNEW it was coming. I pity the guys that have to wear that contraption; I guess it beats the broom though.
What is Kym wearing? Random?
It looks good, I’m not a quickstep expert though, I actually hate the quickstep. This song is exceptionally cute though.
Owwie, Bruno called him out on his mistakes thus got booed by the audience. Carrie Ann liked that he was light on his feet (and counted his mistakes). Len liked it.
Oh Lord, Tom just said something about Derek and Mark singing (does not want).
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Next up Mark and Anna, if I remember correctly they are dancing the Samba this week.
Ok so Lacey is sick and Tony is teaching Mark now. And now Anna is coming to save him. And now she changed the choreography on him.
Ah yes, indeed the Samba. Interesting choreography, I’ve never seen some of these moves in the Samba before (or, you know, ever). Btw, the band is doing the worst rendition of ‘Switch’ by Will Smith EVER, yeah. Oh noes, silent judges. Carrie Ann didn’t like it, Len gave him props for coping with the week’s events and Bruno said it was like Kung fu panda doing the Samba on the planet of the Apes….What, Bruno, WHAT?!
Scores: Carrie Ann: 6, Len: 7, Bruno: 6.

Mýa and Dmitry are up next with the Foxtrot.
Oh LORD he brought out CLORIS LEACHMAN. I am so amused, this woman, haha!
Ohhh, shadows, sexy shmexy. I loooove the Foxtrot it’s such a classy dance. I love this! I’m sure Len is going to complain about them not being in hold enough.
Len: ‘I like the parts where you were in hold’ told ya. Bruno loved it. Mýa looks a taddy bit upset that they still didn’t get Len. Carrie Ann has decided that Len must be smoking crack *snort*. She loved the clothes, she loved the dance. Len is giving Carrie Ann the best ‘I just ate a lemon and wtf are you talking about?’ look. Samantha had a bitchy tone AGAIN.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 7, Bruno: 9.

Aaron and Karina are going to Jive. Aaron’s hair looks….I’m not even going to talk about it. I wonder what he is going to do with his face this week *snort*
Oh I like what he did with Karina’s dress though. Oh Karina is making this Jive faster than a regular Jive, I am interested. They’re doing this weird open shadow roll move, isn’t this a Samba move? Ah it was good! Bruno loved it. Carrie Ann liked it so much she fell kind of silent for about 0.02 seconds. Len loved it. He’s doing his ‘it was….. but it wasn’t, it was….. but it was….’ thing.
We’ll find out who has been selected to dance the Paso Doble with Sabrina Bryan (I’ll feel bad for her if/when it’s Mark)
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 10, Bruno: 10.
Aaron is going batshitcrazy….

Kelly and Louis are up nextttt. They have the Salsa.
I can’t watch this, Louis’ pants are cracking me the fuck up and they twirl when they move. Karina wears the same type of pants when she does her 60’s bodysuit thing. Oh good he ripped it off. This is kind of awkward even without the pants.
Carrie Ann commends her on giving Louis those pants and she liked Kelly’s posture and attitude. Len liked it, but she’s not on the right level. Did I mention that Carrie Ann stood up and then mentioned she was acting like Bruno? And then Len stood up? No? Ok you may need to piece of info because Bruno just friggin stood on the judges table. And now he’s shaking his ass. Louis gave him his pants to his ass will jiggle along with the shaking.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Oh noes, Joanna and Derek are dancing the Rumba. Missy McFayke@@andlipz is going to dance the sex dance with MisterHotHipWonder. Hahahaha, Derek is hilarious. He’s doing all kind of weird ‘sexy’ stuff ‘I want to romance you, HA that feels so goooood’ Get what I’m talking about? Ok, awkward beach clip of them supposedly being in love (note that Joanna’s boobs don’t move when she runs). An even more awkward clip of him kissing the mirror. How clichés can be done a million times and still be funny is beyond me.
Now about the dance, I like the beginning. Joanna needs to move her hips more, and work on her flexibility, didn’t thee judges say this to her last week? A little stumble, but she didn’t fall, which I commend because she was leaning out when it happened.
Len said they ticked all their boxes. Bruno said it was so sexy he could taste it. Carrie Ann said that she loved watching her.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 9.

Team Paso: Aaron and Karina, Mýa and Dmitry, Mark and Anna and Michael and Anna.
Team Tango: Donny and Kym, Joanna and Derek and Kelly and Louis.

Wait, that can’t be fair. Team Tango better rock it with the advantage they have.

Team Paso is up first. Uh oh, Lacey and Karina are the first two to bump heads. Oh it doesn’t seem too bad actually. Just the Lacey/Anna thing was difficult.
They’re all together nicely, I liked it! Bruno said that Mýa and Dmitry stood out. Carrie Ann said that Mark redeemed himself. Len said the routine got better and better as it went on.
Aaron said that the real team leaders were Karina and Dmitry (nobody needed to know that)
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Team Tango is up.
Let me just say that Kym is looking really pretty during the first rehearsals. (Man now that Alec a.k.a. ‘my male eye candy’ is gone, I’ll just be talking about Kym and Anna D. for the rest of the season (or just Kym since I doubt Anna D. will be in for much longer).
Errr, yeah Team Tango is kicking Team Paso’s ass
The pro dancers did something really clever which is choreographing the while thing before bringing the celebs into the mix.
Carrie Ann spanked the males for lifting; it was not an Argentine Tango, tsssk tsssk. Len said that this was obviously more superior but the Paso was more difficult. Bruno, loved it, to say the least.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 10.

My guesses for tonight? Michael and Anna will be out; Mark and Anna may be able to avoid the bottom three because of sympathy illness votes. Kelly and Louis will be in the bottom, if Mark and Anna stay out of the bottom three I think it will be Mýa and Dmitry (maybe even Aaron and Karina, too much to hope for? Thought so.)

My favorite dances of this week are Aaron and Karina with their Jive closely followed by Mýa and Dmitry with their Foxtrot (eat it, Len!)

SYTYCD Week 1

So there we go again, new stage, all flashy an we're introducing the top 20.
Oh dear, Cat just told us that the judges will cut two people today instead of the audience… Meh.
There will be a new dancer tonight, poor little Billy Bell (stupid name) was replaced by this guy named Brandon because Mr. Billy Bell (still stupid) has mono.
Whenever I hear Channing my heart cries (stupid AND not a name). Oh well, check out miss Karen, in her bra and shit.
Is it just me or what? Every time Cat says ‘for real’ I get reminded of the Twitch/Joshua era.
Why is Shankers a permanent judge? WHY? And WHY do we WANT Paula Abdul on here? Ha, Nigel, Paula Abdul WAS at dancing with the stars a while back, burn sytycd, BURN.
Nigel says that Billy Bell needs to get ‘bedder’, I thought Brits where supposed to be good at pronouncing their T's.
Oh Noelle is not dancing *is not sad about this* Awwww Melanie is dancing again, I missed herrrr.
Hmmm. My favorites better don’t get stuck with people that I hate..

Channing and Phillip, hmmm, interesting… a Jive, well Phillip will be good. The Tappers will rock at the fast ballroom dances. They was the shortest intro ever, just about 20 seconds longer than what they used to do in season 1.
What is up with this song? They’re good at the flicks but I’m not getting the Jive feel too much, I think this choreography is meh (but yay for loads of flicks in there! We don’t have that that often.) I’m not really feeling these two as a couple, yet.
Mary said ‘not bad’ and called them lazy (with the flicks). And they're lacking chemistry, Nigel said it, YES, I called that.

Ashleigh and Jakob-
Ashleigh is gross and nobody knows who Jakob is. They’re doing a bit of Tasty Oreo choreography.
Errr, Ashleigh, I don’t want to know ANYTHING about you and your husband (whom I call Fern)
I like this music! Oh this was veryyyy cute, I liked it.
As long as Ashleigh keeps her tongue in her mouth (or just keeps her mouth shut for the rest of her journey in this show) I may start digging her. Jakob the most gifted? Then pray tell why I’ve never seen this boy before. Even Billy Bell got a ‘waaaaaah’ moment with Adam randomly crying over him (we never got to see enough to the dance to see why Shankers was crying, but sureeee, I’ll take it). And why can’t the hiphop/b-boy crew ever be gifted, Nigel? And Nigel basically just said that Ashleigh couldn’t get herself into the finals.

Ariana and Peter are dancing hiphop (heep hop)
Isn’t Ariana the cutest little muffin ever? Peter is an Italian…interesting. Hiphop, intriguing.
I think their chemistry will be fine, heehee, they’re cute. Someone is laughing at them and they haven’t even started yet, probably mocking their costumes. They’re jirating! This was cute. Adam just imitated Lil C, hmmmm, not so buck. Oh deary, the judges did not like it too much. But they’re so cuteeeeeeee.

NOOOOOOO not NOELLE and Russell, WHY WHYYY. Love Russell, do not love Noelle.
A Foxtrot! How classy!! I love the Foxtrot.
Noelle is very blasphemous ‘for all I know it could be imitating a fox’ don’t even GO there, woman.
Oh Melanie <3
This music <3
Russell <3
I hope Noelle stays injured and Russell gets paired up with someone less annoying. (/mean)
Oh wait, there was the G-word for a krumper, BUT it came from Adam, not Nigel.
*applause for Russell*

Beeanker (Bianca) and Victor.
Victor is like seven shades of gay. They’re doing a contemporary routine by Mr. Travis Wall.
Bianca has LONG limbs. Oh this is epic.
Dude she just thrust her lady bits into his man parts!
Travis seemed to like it, which is good. The judges where mixed.

Karen and Kevin, I like this!
The cha-cha-cha! Well Karen will rock at this for sure!
Oh I like this! And they did the pretzel move at the end! ‘How gorgeous are you two’ I KNOW right!
Adam Shankman was watching the GIRL. Oh wait he just said it himself. Mary is screaming…again, which is good but damn. *is deaf*

Ellenore and Fern (Ryan). They are dancing a contemporary Jazz routine by SONYA.
She’s talking about creatures(is not getting the story but I’ll take it).
Thank you Sonya, I now have a new song to add to my list (Sonya fills up my list, I love her taste is music).
This was very interesting and very Sonya, but different.
Adam loved it. Fern is so creepy... Ellenore is touching him in a weird spot, watch out for Ashleighs tongue Ellenore! Nigel at one point thought Ellenore was Ferns turkey (huh?).

Pauline and Brandon (Billy Bell’s replacement.)
Oh Brandon is a hiphop dancer? I had no idea. Who is this Jason choreographer person!?
A Smooth Waltz…hmmmm
Whitney Houston!? Cheesyyyy
Oh they have some nice moves in there. Adam looks like he’s going to cry.
And I find it amazing that Brandon has only been in for a day and a half.
Nigel didn’t like it much; the others thought it was alright.

Kathryn and Legacy are the next couple up, they look like they’re cave people.
Kathryn kind of looks like Nora-Jane Noone from 'The Magdalene Sisters' Am I crazy? If I am please say so.
They’re doing hiphop. Oh this is cute! Haha
Cat just said 'Eve O'lution' not Evolution 'Eve O'lution' WHAT?
Andddddd I’m deaf again.

Nathan and Mollee. Disco inspired by Mexican wrestling? What?
Poor Nathan, Mollee hit him in the man parts with her head. (flashback to Lacey and Danny 'Oh my gosh, my head hit Danny’s goodies!')
It’s a bit frantic…even for Disco.
Adam liked it. They all did, actually.

This show had a CRAZY amount of jirating.

Bottom 4, Ariana, Brandon, Pauline and Russell. HELLO, MY HEART IS BREAKING.
I like all of these people. And they put two hip hoppers in there, too, asswipes.
Wait? Brandon did hiphop? Slow hiphop? What?
Awww Ariana is out. I liked both of the girls though.
The boys now…hmpf. Brandon is out *phew* (whattt? I like Russell)
I like how they just used Brandon as a filler for this season (have I called them asswipes yet?) but at least they're letting him into next season, maybe.

I have to say that I enjoyed Kathryn and Legacy the most this episode.

DWTS Week 6!

Woohoo folks, this will be my First review of Dancing with the Stars. Lets see if I’ll keep it up, shall we? Heck I’ll even do one on so you think you can dance, you know, after I watch it. Pretty midseason but who cares!

Mýa and Dmitry (one of my favourite couples!), they had the Jitterbug this week, always an interesting dance to see with the lifts and fast footwork.
We get reminded of their hot Argentine Tango, loved that.
It starts out with her cleaning and him trying to seduce her to dance with her; she rejects him twice before he drags her onto the dance floor.
Nice little Jivelike flicks going on. The Lindyhop ‘toiletpaper move’ (Thank you, Tony Dovolani). An awkward lift where he kicks his leg out between her legs as she goes up.
Hmmm, judging time, Len is first. Len did not like the gimmicks, it took Dmitry way too long to get her to dance with him according to Len. Bruno disagrees (surprise!) and says she has perfect timing (it was like watching one person dancing). Carrie Ann disagrees with Bruno, Bruno calls Carrie Ann something I can’t define and Carrie Ann adjusts her bra and will beat Bruno up later in the judges’ locker room. She thinks it was too soft, good, but less than what she expected.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 7, Bruno: 9

Melissa and Mark get the Waltz. What is up with Mark’s hair?! Why is he growing it out to look like a crazy ape shat on his head? What is he trying to prove here? Melissa isn’t getting it so Mark brings in his mom, who has an awesome British accent and is totally badass. Now, please, Shirley, fix your sons hair, both on his head and on his face, it looks like he rolled around in dirt. He cleaned up for the Waltz. She’s not as fluid as one would want from a Waltz. They did something at the end that… I could not see because some idiot thought it’d be nice to film from above.
Bruno doesn’t like it at all, Carrie Ann commends her on keeping her ‘puppies’ (Read: @@) up, like Marks mom told her to. Len is being really nice and says he likes a lot of things and says that the others are being harsh….say what? Says YOU, grumpy old man.
Tom tells us that our special guest tomorrow is Taylor Swift, oh happy day. (he also says that she won’t be interrupted this time *SNERK* )
Scores: Carrie Ann: 7, Len: 7 and Bruno: 6. Poor Melissa looks like she’s going to cry.

Mark and Lacey up next with the Jitterbug. Last week they danced the Paso Doble (you know, Matador vs. Cape) and Mark tells Lacey that dancing the Paso with her made him horny (and then he made bull horns with his fingers and poked Lacey with them) Get it?! Bull, Cape, Matador, Horny! Lacey and I thought it was funny.
Nice active start, Lacey has kitten ears on. Really cute leg slide happens and Mark does a few cool flips. Lacey carries Mark around the floor. They’re not totally in sync but doing really good. Carrie Ann does one of her little happy dances/songs, Len fears it. Len loved it! Bruno liked it a lot but Mark lost the timing a bit. Len and Bruno have a teensy tiff.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 8.

Aaron and Karina with the Waltz. Mannnnn I dislike Aaron Carter, hate is a strong word but, gah! His face, his voice, his tendency to cry.
He came into rehearsal with flowers and wearing a suit…. I don’t want to make any speculations about him and Karina… but if so, Chelsea Handler totally called it.
Karina has a dress on with some kid of weird contraption back. He has nice rise and fall going on but stumbled a bit at some parts. He’s good but he has the same face every dance for the entire dance, which just can’t happen.
Len liked it; they had good connection, his best dance. Bruno likes it a lot as well. Carrie Ann loved it.
Scores, Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 9, Bruno: 8

Michael and Anna with the Waltz.
I like Anna, I really do, I prefer her over Chelsie and Lacey. Just saying. No more SYTYCD crossovers unless it’s Anya and Pasha.
The dance is not super but Michael just has the sweetest smile and when he looks at Anna you can totally see their connection so that’s sweet. She’s wearing a really really pretty dress.
Bruno did not love it, Carrie Ann asks Anna if her feet came off the ground during a certain move… Anna is contemplating her answer when Carrie Anna gives her a stern ‘Anna…’ Anna says no but Carrie Ann decides that it was a lift (her foot totally came off the ground, Anna can’t lie). Len says the other two suck at life and he loved it.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 6, Len: 8 (now that is love, alright), Bruno: 6

Kelly and Louis with the Jitterbug.
I’ve decided that I’m not particularly fond of the Jitterbug…or the Waltz, they could trade one in for either the Lindyhop or the Viennese Waltz? Not my night.
Kelly hurt her foot last week so we’ll see how that goes this week with the JITTERBUG, this aint no slow dance, my friend. Kelly is wearing sneakers. Hmmm, and they don’t match her outfit, which is bad. This is a slow-ish Jitterbug if you ask me and Kelly looks a bit lost at times. She nearly fell when they did the lift.
Carrie Ann says Kelly needs to stop worrying. Len says the dance was like a blueberry muffin without blueberries. Bruno says Kelly has to ignite the performance if she wants to stay in the competition. He says it was ‘beige’.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 7, Len: 6, Bruno: 7

Louie and Chelsie with the Jitterbug.
Chelsie just totally did the short + Uggs thing in rehearsal. And she just whacked Louie in the face with her arm. On to the dance, they stole Mýa and Dmitry’s gimmick from the Jive, Chelsie is wearing a cute dress. Not bad, very cute. He DROPPED Chelsie….she went BAM on her ass. Idiot, he didn’t even notice. Other than that it was cute though, and apparently they made out at the end but I didn’t really…see it, whatever. Len is conflicted. Bruno wants Louie to be precise and clean even though the dance is wild. Carrie Ann calls him out on dropping Chelsie.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 7, Len: 7, Bruno: 7

Samantha Harris is a total twat by the way, who hired this woman?

Joanna and Derek doing the Waltz.
Ah man, reminded of last week when Derek was sick and Joanna did the Argentine Tango with Maksim (nomnomnom) she tripped, but it was hot.
Derek has Skeletor eyebrows (what does that even mean?). He needs to fix this because… he’s the best male dancer of this lot and nobody can see it because they’re distracted by the two hairy caterpillars that decided to die on his face above his eyes.
Not totally fluid but very pretty and romantic. Bahahhaha, Derek just tried to slide her between his legs but she just got stuck in between, Joanna, you’re supposed to work to go through his legs, he’s not going to push you through with one arm, he’s not superman. He just kind of stepped over her instead of sliding her through. Nice ending move. Joanna’s sister looks just like her, funny.
Bruno says she was like watching a butterfly…blablablablabla (you know how he is). Carrie Ann says she was beautiful but she had a lot of hesitation. Len says that her footwork wasn’t that good but she did well and it was the best waltz of the night.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 9, Bruno: 9

Donny and Kym with the Jitterbug.
Kym is telling Donny to do ‘woowoo’ and look at her butt, Donny is cracking up (hey dude, you could have had a worse move assigned to you).
It’s a train song. Cute beginning, odd outfits though, haha. Kym lifts Donny (no joke). Kym has a bit too much makeup on, she look a bit… you know. Carrie Ann says that they were out of sync some times and Donny stumbled. Len liked it, they were entertaining. Bruno says that Donny can work a room and that it sometimes was like a steam engine (Donny) trying to keep up with a gleaming bullet train (Kym).
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8. Their lowest scores, yet, I think.

Now onto the Marathon Mambo, everybody dances and one by one they will be tapped out.
And we’re off, they all seem to have some sort of routine planned, except for Kelly and Louis who openly admitted that they were going freestyle (now THAT would scare me). Michael and Anne are the first to go. Joanna is doing a weird stiff walk over Derek. Louie and Chelsie are next to go. Lots of shimmying going on, Melissa and Mark are third to go. Derek does a weird move on Joanna that looks like she’s giving him head in the strangest position (it does!), Tom wonders what move that is. Kelly and Louis are next to go. Mark and Lacey now. Donny and Kym after, Donny makes sure to shimmywalk over Derek before he leaves the floor. Aaron and Karina next. Derek is acting like Joanna is his own personal rag doll to play with. Mýa and Dmitry are the last to be dragged off the dance floor and Derek and Joanna win (buh?). Derek does his weird oral sex move again; I really hope Joanna gave him crap for that. Carrie Anna claims it was Joanna’s spirit to win got her through.

Hmmm, I’d say Louie and Chelsie, Michael and Anna and Melissa and Mark will be in the bottom three, maybe Aaron will appear but he seems to have redeemed herself a bit. Though after last week it wouldn’t surprise me if America pulled a ‘Sabrina Bryan’ on me and cut Mýa and Dmitry.

My favorite dance tonight? Donny and Kym's Jitterbug. Hands down.

Our new pet

I think it's pretty epic, don't you?




*sigh* This picture makes me crave a Nikon or something, can you imagine how cool this picture would have been with a Nikon (not that it isn't beyond epic right now)?