DWTS Finale Results Show!

The final results!
I am excited! After last night’s dances I had decided that based on last night alone, Donny should win it, after the entire season though, it’s definitely Mýa’s to take home. I wouldn’t really mind seeing either of them win.
Wow, introduction time and Kelly got the loudest screams from the audience.
And we get to see al of our stars! Aww Natalie Coughlin, she was so robbed.
I think if there will be an encore dance it will be either the Megamix or Mýa’s Paso Doble. I liked Kelly’s argentine tango though.
Errr, something just happened, I see Miss Piggy’s back. Bahhaa, whoopsie. Quick! Commercial breakkk! Haha, gotta love live shows.

Whitney Houston is singing! Awesome.
Haha, they’re doing something on the ‘loser’s club’ again, stoopit.
Jeffrey Ross is …dancing? No he’s talking. He’s accepting Ashley Hamilton into the loser’s club. Ashley got a nice jacket. Oh Ashley is dancing with Edyta again. LMAO Ashley dropped Edyta to go dance with Jeffrey. I should have seen that coming. Now they…. Opened their shirts… Ew. And Ashley is hugging Len and Bruno (dangerous territory). It is determined that Jeffrey Ross could use some spray tan.

Yay the former celebrities are dancing
Kathy Ireland and Tony, Macy Gray and Jonathan, and Debbie Mazar and Maks. Macy got better. Debbi was never really a bad dancer in the first place.
Tom Delay is dancing the Texas two step.
LMAO, Miss Piggy and Maks as her masseuse, him with no shirt, mmmm.

Tom and Cheryl with their Texas Two Step! Man, this was bad haha.

Ugh, Natalie Coughlin, she was great.
Chuck and Anna and Mark and Lacey are doing a dance battle (Paso style, of course).
Haha, this was so cute.

Ok the most surprising elimination of this season (Aaron? I found Natalie more surprising, really) and Adam Carolla.
Lmao, Adam Carola is coaching Donny Osmond, *sigh*

Natalie and Alecccc! Alec, nom. They’re doing their sexy Rumba (sexy minus the beginning that looks like the birth of an alien).
Awwww, she’s such a sweet pea, I have an immense weak spot for her.

Melissa Joan Hart and Mark are doing their knockout dance, which they didn’t get to do.
An adorable Samba! Loved it!!! Oh it’s sad that they didn’t get to do that while in the show, she would have been picked to stay for sure!


Chloris Leachman, Jerry Springer and Steve Wozniak! WIN. (Not yet, though)
First the judges discuss the stars.

The finalists are once again introduced.
Kelly and Louis are doing their Viennese Waltz from week one, gorgeous! Len says that out of all the celebrities he’ll miss Kelly the most. Bruno says that she earned her place as a ballroom princess. Carrie Ann, is crying.

Mýa and Dmitry are dancing their Jive! I loved it the last time so I’m sure I’ll love it now!

I did, I did! Bruno called Mýa ‘Mýa the magnificent’. Len says that he never doubted her dance talent.

Donny and Kym are doing (please let it be the Charlestonnnnn, please please!).
Oh they’re doing their Argentine Tango. Ok, I can definitely live with that, too.
Donny looked so worried at the end, maybe their hands slipped or something and he thought he was going to drop her?
Carrie Ann was glad they picked this dance. Bruno said that he went to the dark side and used it well.

Scores: Kelly and Louis: 26, Donny and Kym: 30, Mýa and Dmitry: 28.

Louie and Chelsie are dancing while Donny Osmond sings ‘Puppy love’ they did a Waltz/Jive mix.

Now there’s a dance off, Michael Irvin vs Jerry Rice. They both have their Anna’s, Michael has Demidova and Jerry has Treybunskaya.
They’re doing the Paso Doble.
Whoops, something went wrong with Michael sliding Anna D. across the stage there. I preferred Michael’s stage attitude though.
Len says that they discussed it and they declared Michael the winner, however the battle of the bodies went to Jerry (battle of the bodies???).
Muhahah, Miss Piggy knocked Samantha out (go Miss Piggy! *ahem*)

Aaron Carter is dancing the Quickstep. Awesome.
Now he’s talking, blablablablablaaa shuddup.
Miss Piggy is interviewing Joanna, Chloris, Jerry and Steve.

Oh they’re doing a competition Mambo.
Lmao, Chloris is standing still and now shaking, Steve is wearing Karina’s feather boa.
Chloris and Corky are out first. *booo*
Jerry and Edyta out next.
Steve is doing the worm!! They’re switching partners for some unknown reason (Derek just ran off to go dance with Steve). Steve is out.
LMAO That gross move Derek did to Joanna last time, she did it now.

Whitney Houston is singing again. Damn this finale is packedddd.
‘I wanna dance with somebody’. Her dress is a bit odd.
Yay pro dancers! Maks and Cheryl, Chelsie and Mark, Edyta and Alec and Dmitry and Lacey and Anna and Jonathan.

And now we’ll find out who’s the official winner, if it’s Kelly I’ll pee myself.

Third place: Kelly and Louis, awwww, but they were great!

Well Donny and Mýa left; at least Donny beat Marie now.

Decision time, who will win this? *drum roll* Donny and Kym! During the actual drum roll I was actually having trouble deciding who I wanted to win, haha! Love Mýa and Dmitry, but I also loved Donny and Kym! Donny is pulling out his entire family to come celebrate. And more importantly, Kym FINALLY won a (American) season of this show, twas about damn time. Dmitry is new; he can wait a year or two for his trophy.
Yay!

Well it's over now, awww.