SYTYCD Week 3

We are introducing the dancers. Ashleigh is wearing a hideous pair of pants.
*sigh* and we’re STILL waiting for Paula friggin Abdul to show up.
Dominic (Season 3) did something hideous with his hair.

Karen and Kevin are first with the Hustle! This will be interesting. O wow, Karen just revealed that she and her husband are getting a divorce, that’s sad.
Oh they’re doing really well; they had some nice lifts in there, too.
Adam liked it a lot and says that he finally noticed Kevin as well. Karen gave it a lot of ‘quiet fire’. Mary thought Karen was amazing and says that Kevin is still on the train but needs to work on his footwork.
Some random chick in the audience is wearing a Homer Simpson sweatshirt, you get to go to a live show and this is your outfit of choice?

Ashleigh and Jakob are doing a Mandy Moore Jazz routine; let’s see if the 80s stayed away.
They’re doing the dance with a cane. Errr, I’m not digging the choreography.
Mary thinks it was wonderful and says that Ashleigh keeps getting better every week.

Pauline and Peter are doing the quickstep, Lord have mercy. I hope they rock it!
Oh I think they did well! They look so cute! Adam thinks the routine is adorable. Now Mary is up, she says that she never expects much with the quickstep but they pulled it off. It wasn’t great but they had a great performance. They weren’t connected and Mary said that if they get this dance again (God forbid) they need to work on that. Nigel said that technically wasn’t good at all but he loved it.

Kathryn and Legacy are dancing Broadway next. Hmmm, I hate Broadway most days so I hope this is good. Oh this is not a Tyce one… *sad*
Oh I love this song! Oh this was kind of cute. Adam loved it. Mary said it was missing a little bit of chemistry. Nigel says that she was a bit childish in this routine.

Channing and Victor are doing a contemporary routine next.
Errr, it was a beautiful routine and danced well but I didn’t really feel it. I think the judges will disagree though.
Adam loved it (told ya). Mary thinks this is a great new partnership. Nigel knows what I mean, but thinks that Stacey Tookey gave them a hard routine.

Ellenore and Fern (Ryan) are doing hiphop by Lil C.
Oh Fern and Ellenore are doing different moves on places where they weren’t supposed to be… I’m blaming Fern since he seemed to have a hard time in rehearsals. This wasn’t really that good…
Adam is mocking them because they’re so happy and Lil C likes to get down and dirrrrrty. But he said he didn’t do that well. Mary says that it’s a crime that Ellenore was that covered up since she’s hot… hmmm. She’s kind of meh about it. Nigel didn’t like it at alllllll.

Mollee and Nathan are Salsa dancing next.
Nathan has SUCH ROSY CHEEKS. Why?! Nathan has enough hair gel in his hair to style up the entire country that is Brazil, people. Nathan is overpowering Mollee in this dance, big time. Ohh and they had a really awkward ending. Adam was silent when his name got called. He didn’t like it. Mary hated it, she sounds all sad that she didn’t like it, too. Meh they’ll be fine, America loves them, I guess.

Noelle and Russell are doing an African Jazz routine. We have so many new choreographers this season.
This is interesting. Oh wow, they just did a really difficult move and it went brilliantly! Really smooth. Adam loved it. Mary lovedddd it. Nigel liked it a lot, as well. Nigel cracked some stupid joke about Russian Folk Jazz or whatever it was he said. Yet another dig at a dance done last season, GET OVER IT.