DWTS Week 7!

So week seven has started, we have a team tango and a team Paso Doble… interesting.
We start with a few pro dancers demonstrating how these teams ‘should’ look, yeah right.
Miss Lacey-Mae Schwimmer seems to be sick this week; Mark will be dancing with Anna Trebunskaya this week (yay Anna!). This week the celebrities got to pick out the clothes, on first sight, Mýa looks gorgeous, Joanna is wearing some skin colored whatthehellwereyouthinking and Kelly managed to strip Louis of his manhood completely with what she created.

First up are Michael and Anna and they’re dancing the Foxtrot.
Their costumes look pretty. Michael looks like he’s having a blast and I think he’s doing quite well. Len loved it, Bruno says that Michaels butt (oh pardon me, bum) sticks out too much. Carrie Ann liked it a lot and she liked their costumes. Michael kissed Tom (surely he’s been hanging out with Donny too much. Samantha is being a dick about the color of their costumes. Whatever this woman says it just sounds mean.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 7.

Next up are Donny and Kym with the quickstep (I actually can’t wait for Mýa the tapper to do this)
HAHAHAHA Kym took out the posture bar for Donny, I KNEW it was coming. I pity the guys that have to wear that contraption; I guess it beats the broom though.
What is Kym wearing? Random?
It looks good, I’m not a quickstep expert though, I actually hate the quickstep. This song is exceptionally cute though.
Owwie, Bruno called him out on his mistakes thus got booed by the audience. Carrie Ann liked that he was light on his feet (and counted his mistakes). Len liked it.
Oh Lord, Tom just said something about Derek and Mark singing (does not want).
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Next up Mark and Anna, if I remember correctly they are dancing the Samba this week.
Ok so Lacey is sick and Tony is teaching Mark now. And now Anna is coming to save him. And now she changed the choreography on him.
Ah yes, indeed the Samba. Interesting choreography, I’ve never seen some of these moves in the Samba before (or, you know, ever). Btw, the band is doing the worst rendition of ‘Switch’ by Will Smith EVER, yeah. Oh noes, silent judges. Carrie Ann didn’t like it, Len gave him props for coping with the week’s events and Bruno said it was like Kung fu panda doing the Samba on the planet of the Apes….What, Bruno, WHAT?!
Scores: Carrie Ann: 6, Len: 7, Bruno: 6.

Mýa and Dmitry are up next with the Foxtrot.
Oh LORD he brought out CLORIS LEACHMAN. I am so amused, this woman, haha!
Ohhh, shadows, sexy shmexy. I loooove the Foxtrot it’s such a classy dance. I love this! I’m sure Len is going to complain about them not being in hold enough.
Len: ‘I like the parts where you were in hold’ told ya. Bruno loved it. Mýa looks a taddy bit upset that they still didn’t get Len. Carrie Ann has decided that Len must be smoking crack *snort*. She loved the clothes, she loved the dance. Len is giving Carrie Ann the best ‘I just ate a lemon and wtf are you talking about?’ look. Samantha had a bitchy tone AGAIN.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 7, Bruno: 9.

Aaron and Karina are going to Jive. Aaron’s hair looks….I’m not even going to talk about it. I wonder what he is going to do with his face this week *snort*
Oh I like what he did with Karina’s dress though. Oh Karina is making this Jive faster than a regular Jive, I am interested. They’re doing this weird open shadow roll move, isn’t this a Samba move? Ah it was good! Bruno loved it. Carrie Ann liked it so much she fell kind of silent for about 0.02 seconds. Len loved it. He’s doing his ‘it was….. but it wasn’t, it was….. but it was….’ thing.
We’ll find out who has been selected to dance the Paso Doble with Sabrina Bryan (I’ll feel bad for her if/when it’s Mark)
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 10, Bruno: 10.
Aaron is going batshitcrazy….

Kelly and Louis are up nextttt. They have the Salsa.
I can’t watch this, Louis’ pants are cracking me the fuck up and they twirl when they move. Karina wears the same type of pants when she does her 60’s bodysuit thing. Oh good he ripped it off. This is kind of awkward even without the pants.
Carrie Ann commends her on giving Louis those pants and she liked Kelly’s posture and attitude. Len liked it, but she’s not on the right level. Did I mention that Carrie Ann stood up and then mentioned she was acting like Bruno? And then Len stood up? No? Ok you may need to piece of info because Bruno just friggin stood on the judges table. And now he’s shaking his ass. Louis gave him his pants to his ass will jiggle along with the shaking.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Oh noes, Joanna and Derek are dancing the Rumba. Missy McFayke@@andlipz is going to dance the sex dance with MisterHotHipWonder. Hahahaha, Derek is hilarious. He’s doing all kind of weird ‘sexy’ stuff ‘I want to romance you, HA that feels so goooood’ Get what I’m talking about? Ok, awkward beach clip of them supposedly being in love (note that Joanna’s boobs don’t move when she runs). An even more awkward clip of him kissing the mirror. How clichés can be done a million times and still be funny is beyond me.
Now about the dance, I like the beginning. Joanna needs to move her hips more, and work on her flexibility, didn’t thee judges say this to her last week? A little stumble, but she didn’t fall, which I commend because she was leaning out when it happened.
Len said they ticked all their boxes. Bruno said it was so sexy he could taste it. Carrie Ann said that she loved watching her.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 9.

Team Paso: Aaron and Karina, Mýa and Dmitry, Mark and Anna and Michael and Anna.
Team Tango: Donny and Kym, Joanna and Derek and Kelly and Louis.

Wait, that can’t be fair. Team Tango better rock it with the advantage they have.

Team Paso is up first. Uh oh, Lacey and Karina are the first two to bump heads. Oh it doesn’t seem too bad actually. Just the Lacey/Anna thing was difficult.
They’re all together nicely, I liked it! Bruno said that Mýa and Dmitry stood out. Carrie Ann said that Mark redeemed himself. Len said the routine got better and better as it went on.
Aaron said that the real team leaders were Karina and Dmitry (nobody needed to know that)
Scores: Carrie Ann: 8, Len: 8, Bruno: 8.

Team Tango is up.
Let me just say that Kym is looking really pretty during the first rehearsals. (Man now that Alec a.k.a. ‘my male eye candy’ is gone, I’ll just be talking about Kym and Anna D. for the rest of the season (or just Kym since I doubt Anna D. will be in for much longer).
Errr, yeah Team Tango is kicking Team Paso’s ass
The pro dancers did something really clever which is choreographing the while thing before bringing the celebs into the mix.
Carrie Ann spanked the males for lifting; it was not an Argentine Tango, tsssk tsssk. Len said that this was obviously more superior but the Paso was more difficult. Bruno, loved it, to say the least.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 9, Len: 9, Bruno: 10.

My guesses for tonight? Michael and Anna will be out; Mark and Anna may be able to avoid the bottom three because of sympathy illness votes. Kelly and Louis will be in the bottom, if Mark and Anna stay out of the bottom three I think it will be Mýa and Dmitry (maybe even Aaron and Karina, too much to hope for? Thought so.)

My favorite dances of this week are Aaron and Karina with their Jive closely followed by Mýa and Dmitry with their Foxtrot (eat it, Len!)