She smiles in her sleep when I say her name, right.

So I was videoskyping with Cynthia (Chicken Dijon) and the poor woman was so sleepy.
After five minutes or so of silence, I thought I'd pop up the screen and check out what she was up to.
I see this


So I thought to gently wake her up
"Cynthia...?"

^ you see that smile? She better not be dreaming sexy things about me or Imma open a can of whoopass.

"Wake upppp"


"CYNTHIAAA!!!"


Busted!


I also thought it was fair to show people what I looked like at the time. You may all revel in my current 2am hottnezz.

Sexy, right?