Friday, May 7, 2010

SYTYCD Fails at life and guess what, I'm still gonna watch!

So You think You Can Dance is changing its set up.
If I understood everything correctly, we will start out with 12 new dancers. Who will rotate every week (every week with one less, of course) with twelve of our "allstars".
The "allstars" are.

Twitch
from season 4.
He will be representing: Hip Hop / Popping / Locking / Krump
I don't really have much to say about him, ha.

Comfort Fedoke from season 4.
She will be representing: Hip Hop / Krump / Popping / Locking (why are they even putting this in a different order than Twitch's? Odd). Comfort is a funny girl, if nothing else the intros will probably have me rolling.

Courtney Galiano from season 4. Ok obviously season 4 was the best season EVUR (or as I like to call it, the shizznit), look at this.
She will be representing: Jazz / Broadway / Cultural / Disco / Contemporary
Wait. Cultural, what does this mean? Since when does Courtney know African Jazz or Bollywood? and Disco? What?! She's not a ballroom dancer, what are you even talking about?

Anya Garnis from season 3.
She will be representing: Ballroom Standard / Ballroom Latin. Well we all know I love me some Anya dancing ballroom so this will certainly be a plus.

Lauren Gottlieb. Season 3, she will be representing: Jazz / Hip Hop / Contemporary / Broadway. Hip Hop? (Bahahah cue a Dmitry (was it him?) 'Heep hop')

Neil Haskell, season 3.
Who will be representing: Jazz / Contemporary / Broadway / Disco / Cultural.
Bahhhhh, I hate Neil. He has the personality of a stick insect. BAH! And the girls go willlldd... whatever, my toilet seat has a better personality.

Allison Holker from season 2,
she will be representing: Jazz / Contemporary / Broadway / Disco / Cultural.
It will be interesting to see if she has grown in her dancing. I recall her to be quite all over the place (in her solos at least).
And WHY are they lumping the Contemporary people in with Jazz, Cultural and Broadway(and vice versa)? It is not all the same, people. Bah.

Mark Kanemura, season 4.
He will be representing (guess!) Jazz / Contemporary / Broadway / Cultural
Well I'm sure there will be a shitload of people voting for him. A lot of people like him! I just don't happen to be one of them. Though I do prefer him to his buddy Kupono "Porno".

Pasha Kovalev- NOMNOMNOMMYMAN
*ahem* I mean. From season 3.
He will be representing: Ballroom Standard / Ballroom Latin. Mmmm, Pasha dancing the chachacha... or the Rumba, be still, my heart, by still. Well, it's pretty damn clear where I stand on the subject of <3PASHA<3 right? Right.

Kathryn McCormick, season 6.
She will be representing, surprise: Jazz / Contemporary / Broadway / Cultural
Who's surprised? Who? Who?!
I don't dislike her. But I think my eyes recently opened and I realized she's not really that interesting. I guess she and Neil will be perfect partners if you're worried about their personalities outshining their little protégés.

Ade Obayomi, season 5.
He will be representing: Contemporary / Jazz / Cultural / Broadway.
Lets all sit around and gasp, my dear friends. "Oh my God, a contemporary person automatically lumped in with Jazz, Cultural and Broadway and.... Ricky Martin is GAY!!!" Yeah. Exactly. I can't wait to see Ade's nommy chest though. Twas quite the edible feature.

Dominic Sandoval from season 3.
He will be representing: Hip Hop / Breaking
Even though a lot of people think he's annoying, I love him. I just hope he's over molesting Cat by now. And over whatever he did with his hair the few times we saw him after his season.

We're done? we're done. That was our little group. Sadly, I will now be forced to watch for PASHAAA!1!11! <333

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